Bill Belichick has a girlfriend, which is for some reason, shocking to me. I guess I thought he spent all his time in a grubby but well ordered office plotting. That kind of behavior doesn’t lead to much time with significant others. Well, unless that person is a long neglected wife.
Anyways, his girlfriend’s name is Linda, she’s blonde and into Belichick, and she has her own play.
On the weekend, if you were watching the Patriots and Broncos game (and if you weren’t, what were you doing with your life??), you may have heard Brady yelling out his play. Specifically when he changed the play before tossing the ball to Gronk, who scored a 6-yard TD. Brady could be heard yelling: “COUGAR, COUGAR, LINDA!”
At the time I thought, that’s freaking weird. Who puts together a play called Linda?
Linda, Beli’s GF, thinks this play is after her:
“Well, since it was obviously a good call and a well-executed play, I’ll take a tiny bit of credit — but only for a well-named play,” Linda told the Track. “Seriously, the whole team played hard and we all couldn’t be happier, right?!?”
That’s all I got this afternoon.
I’m getting my hair did, so peace out.