When you aren’t obsessing over sports stats or your fantasy line up, you are:
A Golden Girl
Favourite sports moment?
When Russ Tyler was actually in net instead of Goldberg and took that knuckle puck shot on Team Iceland. Or, when the Red Wings gave Konstantinov the cup after his accident.
Do you like long walks on the beach?
Depends on the beach, there’s probably some really shitty beaches out there.
Jordan or LeBron?
Jordan, based on absolutely nothing
Gretzky or Orr or Crosby?
P.Manning or Brady?
I don’t know, the prettier one
Ruth or Mays?
Billy Mays for sure, no-one will ever be a better infomercial salesman.
You would sell your ‘Brother to Slavery’ for the Stanley Cup
Why are you a Model Sports Fan? (as in devoted/crazy ass sports fan) There is no point of doing something half-assed, so following a team or sport with nonchalant loyalty seems like a waste of time.